naturally, i had to assess the situation and there she was.... a maltese named inka. i checked her out and decided immediately that i didn't like her one bit. not that she wasn't cute or whatever, but more because ... how dare another doggie that looks similar to me try and invade my territory!!!! so i decided to perform a laser beam lobotomy in order to neutralize the intruder. the blast from my laser beam eyes drove her quickly away from grün. it was like the epic battle between gigan the kaiju and godzilla from the 1972 film godzilla vs. gigan... except this time gigan wins. (see gigan on left)check out the battle below:
my badassery continues....
YES, I TWITTER!
badassery. I like it. I may even make a point to use it.
ReplyDeletei'm quite impressed with the laser beams. he could be godzilla or gigor or whatever if his wiener were bigger. don't they have big hoo-hoo's?
ReplyDeleteps i LOVE that bobbi's CAT PORN on the side bar is one of Shepherd Smith's fears! shutup they totally loved each other when they were together...sort of...if bobbi sitting on him counts...
just think. if shep were to frequent a hat shop, you could use the phrase "badassery in the haberdashery" and be perfectly justified.
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